Funny pick up lines

Looking for some funny pick up lines? Here we have funny pick up lines for guys and girls to use. You can vote on your favorites and leave comments. If you know of some pick up lines please add them.

Hey girl feel my sweater know what its made of... boyfriend material

 

Person 1: Do you have a boyfriend? Person 2: Yea, sorry Person 1: Cool I have a math test Person 2: What does that have to do with anything? Person 1: Oh sorry, I thought we were just saying things we were going to cheat on

Person 1: Do you have a boyfriend?

Person 2: Yea, sorry
Person 1: Cool I have a math test
Person 2: What does that have to do with anything?
Person 1: Oh sorry, I thought we were just saying things we were going to cheat on

 

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What do you like for breakfast?

 

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

 

I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.

 

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

 

I don't know you, but I think I love you already.

 

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

 

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

 

Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

 

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

 

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

 

If being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

 

Be unique and different, say yes.

 

Baby you're so hot you should have your own warnings on the weather channel

 

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

 

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

 

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.

 

My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

 

Comments

hi

SHUT UP AND GET IN THE VAN

Connection

Are you wifi cause im feeling the connection

pick up line

you may not be the hotest girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away

Been told this one lol: You

Been told this one lol:
You are so beautiful, I forgot my pick-up line!

Tennessee

Are you from Tennessee because You're the only 10 I see.

Did u just fart

Did you just fart because you blew me away

Omg wut. xD

Omg wut. xD

Are u related to fire cause u

Are u related to fire cause u are so hot!!!!!

ON a scale from 1-10...

your a 9 and i'm the 1 you need

I forgot my number can I borrow yours?

I forgot my number can I borrow yours?

Used this

and it worked...

If it weren't for the sun u

If it weren't for the sun u could have been the hottest chick ever

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