Funny pick up lines

Looking for some funny pick up lines? Here we have funny pick up lines for guys and girls to use. You can vote on your favorites and leave comments. If you know of some pick up lines please add them.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

 

You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

 

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

 

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!

 

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

 

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!

 

Excuse me, did you just fart?

 

Here's $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

 

If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.

 

Let's have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?

 

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

 

You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.

 

Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

 

Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

 

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

 

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

 

If you were a booger I would pick you first.

 

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

 

Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

 

If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous.

 

Comments

hi

SHUT UP AND GET IN THE VAN

Connection

Are you wifi cause im feeling the connection

pick up line

you may not be the hotest girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away

Been told this one lol: You

Been told this one lol:
You are so beautiful, I forgot my pick-up line!

Tennessee

Are you from Tennessee because You're the only 10 I see.

Did u just fart

Did you just fart because you blew me away

Omg wut. xD

Omg wut. xD

Are u related to fire cause u

Are u related to fire cause u are so hot!!!!!

ON a scale from 1-10...

your a 9 and i'm the 1 you need

I forgot my number can I borrow yours?

I forgot my number can I borrow yours?

Used this

and it worked...

If it weren't for the sun u

If it weren't for the sun u could have been the hottest chick ever

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