Funny pick up lines

Looking for some funny pick up lines? Here we have funny pick up lines for guys and girls to use. You can vote on your favorites and leave comments. If you know of some pick up lines please add them.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.


You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.


It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out.


Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?


I must be a hunter, because I just found a fox.


You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.


"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"


You are so hot you make the windows fog.


That outfit is horrible take it off right now!


Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.


Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.


You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.


Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.


This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine.


I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.


If you were a steak you would be well done.


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together.


I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?


Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?


Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?



Shame on you!

This is good for giving people a guilt trip, and also good for funny play scripts.

A good comeback

Although I appreciate your candor, I don’t think we need to be friends anymore.
This is a good response to a person saying that you are dumb.


Orange Julius




Are you wifi cause im feeling the connection

pick up line

you may not be the hotest girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away

Been told this one lol: You

Been told this one lol:
You are so beautiful, I forgot my pick-up line!


Are you from Tennessee because You're the only 10 I see.

Did u just fart

Did you just fart because you blew me away

Omg wut. xD

Omg wut. xD

Are u related to fire cause u

Are u related to fire cause u are so hot!!!!!

ON a scale from 1-10...

your a 9 and i'm the 1 you need

I forgot my number can I borrow yours?

I forgot my number can I borrow yours?

Used this

and it worked...

If it weren't for the sun u

If it weren't for the sun u could have been the hottest chick ever

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