Funny pick up lines

Looking for some funny pick up lines? Here we have funny pick up lines for guys and girls to use. You can vote on your favorites and leave comments. If you know of some pick up lines please add them.

Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

 

You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

 

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

 

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

 

You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

 

If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

 

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

 

Can I even get a fake number?

 

I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.

 

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

 

I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?

 

Can you please scratch my back? My arms are too muscular for me to reach.

 

Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?

 

Does this napkin smell like chloroform to you?

 

Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kickin.

 

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

 

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

 

Comments

hi

SHUT UP AND GET IN THE VAN

Connection

Are you wifi cause im feeling the connection

pick up line

you may not be the hotest girl in here but beauty is only a light switch away

Been told this one lol: You

Been told this one lol:
You are so beautiful, I forgot my pick-up line!

Tennessee

Are you from Tennessee because You're the only 10 I see.

Did u just fart

Did you just fart because you blew me away

Omg wut. xD

Omg wut. xD

Are u related to fire cause u

Are u related to fire cause u are so hot!!!!!

ON a scale from 1-10...

your a 9 and i'm the 1 you need

I forgot my number can I borrow yours?

I forgot my number can I borrow yours?

Used this

and it worked...

If it weren't for the sun u

If it weren't for the sun u could have been the hottest chick ever

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