Prestigious title given only to exceptional individuals or parties who effortlessly surpass the fundamental and mandatory criteria of the title 'Absolute Muppet'

"What an absolute knobskin"

"Oh dear, here comes the curator of the international knobskin society"

"As chairman of the knobskin society, I hereby sanction you jurisdiction over the relinquishment of this magnificent automobile whilst I'm conferring in Uzbekistan"



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