Funny Words of Wisdom


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Second place is first loser.

Yeah it's very true.

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A turtle off the road is a turtle with a future.

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When life brings you lemons, do not put them in your water. It makes bad lemonade.

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

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A bird in hand is safer than one overhead.

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When all else fails, read the instructions.

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The other line always moves faster.

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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.

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Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

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Money can't buy happiness, but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.

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