Funny Words of Wisdom


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The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

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The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Think about it.

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Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.

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Always remember that you are totally unique. Just like everyone else.

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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

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Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

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Indecision is the key to flexibility.

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If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

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Whether you think you can or think you can't, you are right.

This is one of my favorite quotes.

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