Funny Words of Wisdom


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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Isn't that the truth?

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Every time we open our mouths, people can look into our minds.

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So watch what you say!

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What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.

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Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

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Don't be so open minded your brains fall out!

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I love this one.

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Live like you golf. Don't forget to follow through.

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I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done.

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Even a broken watch is right twice a day.

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It is true. Say a watch breaks and it is stuck on 12. It will be right at noon and at midnight.

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