Funny Pick Up Lines

Here is our list of funny pick up lines.  Use them at your own risk.

• My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
• Hey girl feel my sweater, know what its made of? Boyfriend material.
• Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
• I don’t know you, but I think I love you already.
• Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
• Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
• Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
• Be unique and different, say yes.
• Baby you’re so hot you should have your own warnings on the weather channel.
• Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
• Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
• My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
• You’re ugly, but you intrigue me.
• I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
• Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice!
• How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
• Excuse me, did you just fart?
• Here’s $20. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
• If you were a laser you would be set on stunning.
• Let’s have breakfast together tomorrow; shall I call you or nudge you?
• If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
• You must be a parking ticket, because you’ve got fine written all over you.
• Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
• Hey, I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
• Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
• You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
• If you were a booger I would pick you first.
• If I followed you home, would you keep me?
• Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns.
• If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be the McGorgeous.

If you know of any funny pick up lines, feel free to share them in the comments.